Memorandum
TO: ALL EMPLOYEES
LORD’S SIDE, INC.
FROM: HR REP. HOLY SPIRIT.
RE: HUMAN RESOURCES DIRECTIVE: SECTION PSALM, CLAUSE 103
BELOVED EMPLOYEE,
In this day and age of corporate downsizing and benefit slashing, isn’t it great to know when you joined the Lord’s Side, Inc., it came with a permanent benefits and retirement package? We have a benefits package in Christ that no man can take away. Psalm 103 gives you the terms of our package. It will not only see you through this living experience, but the benefits are eternal life long and are assigned permanently. No matter what position in the company you may hold, everyone has the same platinum plan.
What’s included in The Plan? Forgiveness? check. Healing? check. Death and destruction insurance? check. Lovingkindness and tender mercies coverage? It’s there. The Plan goes on and on without limits or life-time coverage caps. And yes, it is the only benefit package in the world that has complete and total coverage without end in this life and carries over into the next.
As soon as you can, read up on The Plan in Psalm 103. Read your policy closely. There may be some clauses and indemnity points you didn’t know about or forgot about that you can claim instantly. Though there is a no limits/no deadline clause, it works in your favor to cash in on The Plan as soon as you know it’s available.
Isn’t it good to know you are covered?
Start using The Plan TODAY.
SINCERELY
HR REP. HOLY SPIRIT
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